Adventures in Alishan pt. II
So my Friends, where did We Leave off?
Ah yes coming down a mountain in the manner of a sloth
And I say sloth as I needed a rest
To sit and Enjoy The View and think, "This is the best..."
And as I Began to Appear in the town
I swivelled my Head and looked around
What Now?
It's probably best if I Find somewhere to go
So I don't freeze to Death In This snow
But Here there is no snow
Yes, I Know I'm making it up though
And so I wandered off into a hotel
And into a nice mattressy bed I fell
I Awoke to the dim Glow of an evening night
Decided I needed Something to bite
And away I went to an eating place
And shovelled some rice into my face
After that it was late
I stepped Outside for a wee Contemplate
And as I sat there on the Ground
It so happened I was Found
By what is known as a Beijing Couple
And they could've been Each Other's double
What with their outfits matching
And their limbs locked Together inter-latching
Cute they were, like a New Born dragon hatchling
And I guess I piqued their Curiosity
Sitting there All foreign and Scottishy
Breathing In the smells of the forestry
And Hello! What are You doing here?
They three-legged raced near
Well I'm on vacation
Just for a short duration
While my little Ones Recover from their frustration
Of having a hand, foot and mouth
And Being sent away to bed for a Good long pout
And yourselves too?
Yes, yes, great the views
But why are You Here alone?
Well I parted ways with my phone
So now I'm In The Way of being
Guided by The Force of the Unseen
Right......well isn't China just great?
Och and there I thought I was in Taiwan, my mistake
No, no, it's China
Well I guess The Boundaries are a bit finer
Than what I First Thought...
Ah well it's All The Same thing is it not?
And we had a bit of a walk and a whitter
Til off they went hiking to get fitter
The next moring I sat at a park bench
Thinking over recent Events
And thanking God for The Gift I had been sent
Of not needing to go that place called Work
And I'm not meaning to be curt
But why do we give it so much time
It Seems to me rather like a Crime
But of course work is fine
And I do very much Love the little shites
Although when I go in Everyday I want to turn and take flight
I mean it could be Fun if we could just Play
But we have such long, hard days
What with All The Tests and forms to fill
The Freaking Out about getting Ill
The slowly Breaking their wee child Will
.....
Anyhoo, that's me done with that coffee
I'll Get Up and be offski
And where to Go
I don't Know
I'll just Follow my feet
And See where they lead
And off I scampered
My Mind unhampered
And I was Drawn Up Into the piney forest walks
And Nature and I had a Right Good talk
And did I Find a hike by the by?
Why yes I did, Leading Up into the sky
Well it seemed that Way
As I Continued with my sunny day
And I Reached a lovely Beauty spot
Up among The Mountain tops
And aside from a man having a phone talk
The Quietness was Magic
None of that modern Living static
How could One bring a phone up Here? That would be tragic
And I sat for a bit as I put on my mountain Gaze
So Clear Up Here, no haze
And I don't mean the kind that's like a Mist
But more the kind that's like a List
Of All the things that need to be Done
The Endless race tracks That need to be run
And the things that need to Be sorted
Except they don't cause You Discover they've already been aborted
No, none of That
It was more like having an Awakened nap
Relaxed and Being refreshed
More Alive by doing less
But of course I was Filled with The Spirit of Yang Chi
Whoever or whatever that may be
And so Again I went off for a scamper
But Now in a relaxedly excited manner
As I wandered back down The Path
I was Lead to another place by my calves
And This was another wee trail type place
But it had the Feel of an Angry wee face
And maybe that is a strange thing to say
But so was The Signpost I saw on my way
Which basically said
Naw yer naw Allowed in yet
And I wondered how?
Cause there's been a typhoon and you're in danger
Well I don't See any rangers...
Come to think of it I don't see any typhoon either
Yes but We're a believer
In staying Safe
So just You go and keep away
Well I was torn so I was
If I Go In I might get lost
Cause a typhoon might Appear or a tree might take a disliking
And crush Me while I'm in there hiking
But I went in anyway and with my Adventurous Spirit tae
And so I was Trusting In It
Cause I could just go for a few minutes
And so I did and what did I See?
AHA! Fellow trepassers like Me
I think of the Japanese variety
So We Smile and nod Quietly
In the way of The Peaceful Rebel
And In This Unity I did Revel
As I thought well, they've been Here and I can tell
They Remained Untouched
By any dangerous treely crush
And so on I goes and gets up a wee hill
But cautious, Listening out for ill will
And on this hill I did See
Something which could be a Conspiracy
Two soldiers standing by
A tower, a helicoptor flying In The Sky...
Hmmmm....I pondered
But then away I wandered
To have a sit
Not Knowing what to make of It
And so Begins The evening Time
Where I happened upon something That Blew my Mind
I was wandering past a small shrine
Having an Inner Chat and a good time
And then I Looked to my right
And oh My God what a Sight...
I was Standing on The Mountain Edge
Forest at my back blocky like a hedge
And as I peered out like a baby bird from a ledge
I seen a Sea of clouds
All Spread Out
As far as The Eye could See
Like an Ephemeral misty Sea
And The Horizon was All sun
Though It was nearly done
Still The Light Shone on
As if It could Never be Gone
And what Now was sky?
When there was Only Fire above my eyes
And below was All white
The clouds packed Together softly tight
And how could I do anything other than Look
And I may have been Seen and mistook
For a statue so Still
And yet never had The Air been so Moved by This thrill